I've been trying to convince my father to get a real Christmas tree, even though it's only November. As he's inspecting the old one in the garage, the "leaves" are falling off of it. " I don't see what's wrong with it," he said putting the " leaf" back on it. " Looks about fine to me," he said grabbing his gardening tools. I role my eyes and put my hands on my hips examing the scrawny little thing.
" This doesn't even count as a Christmas tree, Dad! It's a ficcuss!" I said annoyed, " look at this." I said touching the tip of the tree, several leafs fell off.
" I f you keep doing that it won't make it till Christmas," he laughed shutting the garage door, we both walked out. I was still very angry about this, I mean I really wanted to have a good Christmas. I want a real tree, stockings, hot chocolate, gingerbread man, and television specials on the big screen television with my family! Is that too much to ask for? I would write a letter to Santa, but I'd be embarassed not to put it on my signature pink paper, which was low at the moment.
I went to go talk to my mom after telling her exactly what I want for Christmas, " A Free City sweatshirt like the one Dakota Fanning has, A Blackberry Pearl with a crystal case, Tory Burch Moccasins, and a Rodarte for Target dress." She ignores me because she's on eBay buying her Christmas gift, from herself, to herself. " Mammy, are you listening?" I asked waving my fingers in front of her.
" Can't talk, busy bidding on Pucci bra!" She repeats, and she won she turns to me and says. " Now what were you saying about The Jonas Brothers?" I grunted then walked out of the room.
" Nothing mom," I really won't be satisified without a real christmas tree. So when I'm doing my reading in Vogue the Decemeber issue i'm circling everything that is Christmas related, and sadly only one thing related to a Monorah. But there was tons of Christmas, Holiday things. I cut them out, glued them on a piece of paper and put them on a fridge leaving a note. " This is Christmas. If these things don't happen I migth revolt." Happy Holidays everyone!
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